|The Tao of [Drunk] Skippy
||[Dec. 11th, 2005|12:13 am]
"i know the difference between and my mommy and my cassie. and when i'm drunk, you can be my cassie mommy. but then ian would be my ian daddy... and... let's not bring him into this... he can be my step dad and he doesn't have to care about me."
"i didn't think-y much-y"
"if my hitting on girls worked... i don't think i would be in the phone with you... i'd be in my bed with the lights out not talking to you."
"as long as she's not my sister.... they don't give a shit." -about fucking a 16 year old in virginia.
"my teeth feel funny. it feels nice to rub them. it feel like i've been on cocaine. not that i know what that is like."
"i was so upset that i didn't even change the tone of my voice and then i called you back."
"i don't know who else to call... its 12:18... and and and and and... i fell backwards"
"you do drunk talk skippy drunk talk want?"
"i don't put water buttal... water bal... watol tops... tops... on my penis"
"it's the sexual organs i'm not confusing correctly."
"it's become a law of skippy being dumb."
"you know what the aquafina bottle says? pure water... i need to belch."