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(no subject) [Dec. 31st, 2005|12:51 am]
i am now mlcaslyn

ive defriended everyone on this journal, and refriended you on my other journal. add me again plzthx.
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TRADING SPACES [Dec. 28th, 2005|09:52 pm]

ill be defriending/refriending when i get home this weekend. but you guys can help speed the process along. : )
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The Tao of [Drunk] Skippy [Dec. 11th, 2005|12:13 am]
[mood |drunkdrunk]

"i know the difference between and my mommy and my cassie. and when i'm drunk, you can be my cassie mommy. but then ian would be my ian daddy... and... let's not bring him into this... he can be my step dad and he doesn't have to care about me."

"i didn't think-y much-y"

"if my hitting on girls worked... i don't think i would be in the phone with you... i'd be in my bed with the lights out not talking to you."

"as long as she's not my sister.... they don't give a shit." -about fucking a 16 year old in virginia.

"my teeth feel funny. it feels nice to rub them. it feel like i've been on cocaine. not that i know what that is like."

"i was so upset that i didn't even change the tone of my voice and then i called you back."

"i don't know who else to call... its 12:18... and and and and and... i fell backwards"

"you do drunk talk skippy drunk talk want?"

"i don't put water buttal... water bal... watol tops... tops... on my penis"

"it's the sexual organs i'm not confusing correctly."

"it's become a law of skippy being dumb."

"you know what the aquafina bottle says? pure water... i need to belch."
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(no subject) [Nov. 28th, 2005|10:36 pm]
the world is a gas and im too coked up on speed to care very much.

so i laugh and smile a two-faced frown while i shake my head as i sob from the hilarity of it all.

and sit and twiddle my thumbs and just wait because thats all im allow to do anymore.

i stare at my feet in little black patent leather mary janes with the bows i havent seen since i was seven and twirl my hair into knots hoping that the shard in my hand is worthy to be fixed again.
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(no subject) [Nov. 28th, 2005|10:27 pm]
[mood |pissed offpissed off]

people piss me off.

case closed, end of story, insert some angsty superficial metaphorical bullshit poetry right here.

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(no subject) [Oct. 28th, 2005|12:37 pm]
[mood |moodyunhappy]

: \
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(no subject) [Oct. 16th, 2005|10:56 pm]
Glamorous Soul
62% Tastefulness, 55% Originality, 69% Deliberateness, 72% Sexiness
[Tasteful Original Deliberate Sexy]

You choose your outfits carefully according to many criteria. You don't like looking cheap, dull or random and you go to great lengths to avoid this. You are successful, too. People admire your taste and sex appeal. Many try to imitate you but not many can recreate your unique style. Sometimes, however, they find you too intimidating to approach. If you don't wear retro style yet, perhaps you should consider it. It would become greatly your sexy, mysterious self.

The opposite style from yours is Fashion Enemy [Flamboyant Conventional Random Prissy].

All the categories: Fashion Enemy Bar Cruiser Kid Next Door Sex Bomb Hippie Kid Fashion Rebel Fashion Artist Catwalk God(ess) Librarian Sporty Hottie Office Master Uptown Girl/ Boy Brainy Student Movie Star Fashionista Glamorous Soul

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 64% on Tastefulness

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You scored higher than 70% on Originality

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You scored higher than 91% on Deliberateness

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You scored higher than 97% on Sexiness
Link: The Fashion Style Test written by mari-e on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
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for use and abuse [Jul. 17th, 2005|11:28 pm]
enjoy. : )

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(no subject) [Jun. 14th, 2005|10:32 pm]
tagged by thea_bea

fav songs of the moment --

1. gotta get thru this - daniel bedingfeld
2. a lil bit - 50 cent
3. switch - will smith
4. mercy - jc
5. les poissons - little mermaid

i tag... magiikdelish, one_boys_dream, chewwbear, braydz, tophatinblack
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(no subject) [May. 25th, 2005|08:42 am]
My LiveJournal Sitcom
Taking Care Of enemy (SHOWTIME, 10:30): imprint_eroding (Richard Dean Anderson) and abbycadabra (Seth Green) go waterskiing. The week after, pridian (Jeanne Tripplehorn) causes problems at work when a file from sveege (Mimi Rogers) has a virus. Then, xbordermonkeyx (Shelley Long) discovers that crazyleeshy (Nicole Kidman) is taking Marxism lessons. Later, braydz (Meg Ryan) hits on rechazo (Jean Claude van Damme)'s co-worker. Nearby, thea_bea (Kirstie Alley) convinces 4theloveofspam (Alan Arkin) to learn to speak Tlingit. (Part 1 of 2.)
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)
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